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ryan fitzpatrick took an off-the-cuff joke/remark to heart and composed a series of 8 sonnets with the help of some electronic poetry generator, a touching tribute entitled: "Fuck You, Jonathan Ball." though largely repetitive gibberish, the poems are fairly clever in parts and contain some great lines like the following:

But, that apple juice held no answers

So if you like offensive and odd poems, you'll enjoy the following series, posted for the debasement of all.

Fuck You, Jonathan Ball

by The Leevi Lehto Google Sonnet Engine w/ assistance from ryan fitzpatrick

i.

Buchanan and Bill Press. In return
have lost bass player Jon Ball but they say
standing on what we can prove, I say
TONIGHT, HE COMES! No it's not a porn

were in that robot movie: Fisher Stevens
Doing whatever the fuck you can to stay
- Could move to his left for the double-play
*blech* I dunno how widespread the popcorn

they say - But, heck, anyone would
I'ma dawg bitch You ain't in
dawg bitch You ain't in love with

me with such absolute hatred, told
2003 by Jonathan Lethem - Pikmin
he's so gaddamn - Fred: What´s up with

ii.

YOU' written on it," spits mad
fuck you pull up your own skirt, skirt
of Bentonville ball-lickery is part
Man, fuck you son! I'm glad

should we ask Jon Ball's dad
where she dropped the ball, Jon Stewart
after the last transit, in 1882, Robert
- War and Peace Vol 2. Fuck Dyin' - Head

for writing something? - Oddly enough
easy, you're wrong. I don't
But, that apple juice held no answers

ass. - Play something other than high
Jonathan Ball Altadena. The prank is so
rode in on. Luckily, the Stage Deli delivers

iii.

you will never try Fuck you hoes cause
8 Ball I'ma dawg bitch You ain't in
know very much about the Coalition
no showing - "As soon as those

and I want your mother out of my house
shocked and awed by how the dems have been
-The most discernable lines in
heap of shit" and - Because

YOU' written on it," spits mad
Tongue' shit? Jon: All I needed
you will never try Fuck you hoes

Man, fuck you son! I'm glad
- Fuck you looking at? Dylan wanted
Fuck you! Jonathan jumps up and dresses

iv.

but they say - But, heck, anyone would
dawg bitch You ain't in love
is Jewish for anti-biotic. - white Give
at me with such absolute hatred, told

off As for the example,poor choice, should
shocked and awed by how the dems have
know, carry my duffel - Could move
to, you know, carry my duffel - Could

that they would make absolutely fucking
months, the Manitoban has been the centre
original lyric's sheet) Jon: Look at

from sitting at the Jonathan. 24 Jul
Dylan wanted to shriek at Arthur Lomb, before
Martian Press Review, -Your comment

v.

sophmore chick who And don't you think
you will never try Fuck you hoes
- Jonathan Ball Altadena. The prank
- Fuck you! Jonathan jumps up and dresses

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YOU' written on it," spits mad
fuck up. -The most discernable lines
Man, fuck you son! I'm glad

choice, should we ask Jon Ball's dad
in the subject heading. - How
and Peace Vol 2. Fuck Dyin' - Head
suggests that you also don't know

- "It's a ball,"
East Coast cats are tied up in beef

vi.

a Gypsy into a crystal ball. But, that apple
shit? Jon: All I needed was
"Fuck you bitch about your little
is so good, I'm wondering if it was

want the ball and FUCK YOU!" If it was
to - "Our music is one straight
Other. Nobody Like You - Jonathan as
From the Hardcover edition.Copyright

examples) - You also probably thought
the Manitoban has been the centre
that time, the same one that brought
Dylan wanted to shriek at Arthur Lomb, before

I'ma dawg bitch You ain't in love
is Jewish for anti-biotic. - white Give

vii.

But, that apple juice held no answers
to punch him and said 'Fuck you go
Donahue called me a fuck. I told him to go
rode in on. Luckily, the Stage Deli delivers

you. I've been moving to snapped fingers
FUCK YOU!" If it was me, I'd go
I know what I saw. “Why don’t you just go
the fuck up! Ball, of Da Muzicianz clears

loads of it. see you in vegas. (confidential
have lost bass player Jon Ball but they say
Jon: Look at you fool, I'm gonna fuck

pull the -There was another mechanical
standing on what we can prove, I say
a fucking miracle. So get the stick

viii.

ain't in love with me at all And
twice, - 8 Ball I'ma dawg bitch
that you also don't know very much
don't you try shutting the fuck up and

wants to hear, "I want the ball and
nigga, fuck you Cause I'm that bitch
Master P, Three 6 Mafia, Twizitd, Tech
to jump all over the spinning arms around

I'ma dawg bitch You ain't in love
(confidential information: jon ball bass
on it" spat drummer Since

Jewish for anti-biotic. - white Give
dodge ball in Mr. Latzke’s gym class
me? No problem. - Jonnis,just face